Funny Bridal Shower Poems – Funny Poems for Life

Funny Bridal Shower Poems - Funny Poems for Life

Funny Bridal Shower Poems – Funny Poems for Life

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Poem Details | by
brittney lopez |

absence, age, angel, april, baptism, beautiful, beauty, bible, birth, blue, boat, body, books, boyfriend, bridal shower, flower, for her, forgiveness, freedom, funny, games, garden, girlfriend, goodbye, graduation, poetry, voice, wisdom, women, words, writing, youth,

You send bolts through my skin 
something I was never to 
accomplish with you, when I 
saw you it's like my heart sank 
to my stomach and I was in 
shock my body still my body 
heavy felt like when I moved I 
was about to fall to my knees 
you make me want to get 
inside my brain pick you up and 
take you out pick you one by 
one like a flower because I do 
love you and love you not.

Poem Details | by
Brian McMahon |

art, basketball, bridal shower, cat, humor,

The songs of endings:
lifeforms: the unintended
consequences king.

Poem Details | by
Nigel Fox |

addiction, beauty, bridal shower, celebration,

Do you watch the television and sip champagne 
and listen to the grass being cut by the robot brain

To fill your free time have you taken up finishing crosswords and sex 
needing advice for being so bored gifted avoiding death a hanging flex

Machines there promised to serve us 
we now serve the machines

Late night joke honest !!

Poem Details | by
Diet Water |

bridal shower, humor, humorous,

I need the handyman to come give me a doorjob
my door don't lock so i might get robbed
it's annoying and always squeaking
everytime it rains or storms it gets weakened
i don't wanna have to go to the store
i'll be the only guy carrying a door
so this guy needs to come fix my door to my house
i'll kick him out if he shows up in a blouse
so the guy came to fix my door 
he fell through the floor
i don't know what to do 
i think i'll move

Poem Details | by
Diet Water |

bridal shower, farm, humor,

I'm a farmer 
and i like clocks and hoes
get your mind out of the gutter
i'm not talking about those

i use my hoes to get what a need 
whether it's a new car or a fancy tv

i was short on money 
so i put my hoes out for rent 
but then i had to stop when a
couple came back bent

stop bending my hoes i said 
then he threw a rock 
so i went out there and i beat him with a clock

then he asked me what time is it
then i said it's time to leave
and when he got up he got stung by a bee
and then he flipped out and ran into a tree
then i grabbed one of my hoes and said 
i'm glad it ain't me.

Poem Details | by
Sristrikarta Vaibahv vilas |

bridal shower, conflict, funny love, poetry,


Abhi na jao sandhaya ki roshni abhi huei nahi 
Sapano mai yaado ko tumhare jism mai kuch ess kadar ootaruga ki sis kiya  bhar bhar ahey  apni nazar mujsey jod baytho gi 
Mushkil na samajhan wow ghadi hai mahobhat paayar bayentahan ki ansu bhi tumhare mai pi lunga 
Raat ka ghana andhakar pukarti hai bas tumhara nam undar bahar hoti hai tumhari payal ki jankar 
Guldasta hai gulab ka tika aasta ka maat samaja ye hai dhokha ye tho hai mera andaz bayan ey karney appna paayar 

With love all 
Jagdish Bajantri

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