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brittney lopez |
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absence, age, angel, april, baptism, beautiful, beauty, bible, birth, blue, boat, body, books, boyfriend, bridal shower, flower, for her, forgiveness, freedom, funny, games, garden, girlfriend, goodbye, graduation, poetry, voice, wisdom, women, words, writing, youth,
You send bolts through my skin something I was never to accomplish with you, when I saw you it's like my heart sank to my stomach and I was in shock my body still my body heavy felt like when I moved I was about to fall to my knees you make me want to get inside my brain pick you up and take you out pick you one by one like a flower because I do love you and love you not.
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Brian McMahon |
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art, basketball, bridal shower, cat, humor,
The songs of endings: lifeforms: the unintended consequences king.
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Nigel Fox |
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addiction, beauty, bridal shower, celebration,
Do you watch the television and sip champagne and listen to the grass being cut by the robot brain To fill your free time have you taken up finishing crosswords and sex needing advice for being so bored gifted avoiding death a hanging flex Machines there promised to serve us we now serve the machines Late night joke honest !!
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Diet Water |
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bridal shower, humor, humorous,
I need the handyman to come give me a doorjob my door don't lock so i might get robbed it's annoying and always squeaking everytime it rains or storms it gets weakened i don't wanna have to go to the store i'll be the only guy carrying a door so this guy needs to come fix my door to my house i'll kick him out if he shows up in a blouse so the guy came to fix my door he fell through the floor i don't know what to do i think i'll move
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Diet Water |
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bridal shower, farm, humor,
I'm a farmer and i like clocks and hoes get your mind out of the gutter i'm not talking about those i use my hoes to get what a need whether it's a new car or a fancy tv i was short on money so i put my hoes out for rent but then i had to stop when a couple came back bent stop bending my hoes i said then he threw a rock so i went out there and i beat him with a clock then he asked me what time is it then i said it's time to leave and when he got up he got stung by a bee and then he flipped out and ran into a tree then i grabbed one of my hoes and said i'm glad it ain't me.
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Sristrikarta Vaibahv vilas |
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bridal shower, conflict, funny love, poetry,
Paayar Abhi na jao sandhaya ki roshni abhi huei nahi Sapano mai yaado ko tumhare jism mai kuch ess kadar ootaruga ki sis kiya bhar bhar ahey apni nazar mujsey jod baytho gi Mushkil na samajhan wow ghadi hai mahobhat paayar bayentahan ki ansu bhi tumhare mai pi lunga Raat ka ghana andhakar pukarti hai bas tumhara nam undar bahar hoti hai tumhari payal ki jankar Guldasta hai gulab ka tika aasta ka maat samaja ye hai dhokha ye tho hai mera andaz bayan ey karney appna paayar With love all Jagdish Bajantri
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