Buy a quirky V-day gift on Amazon this year
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We’ve got your Val Day gifts, from the ridiculous to the sublime, and everything in between. (Photo: Amazon)
Let’s face it, when it comes to Valentine’s Day, attitudes and gift-giving strategies are varied. For some, it’s an opportunity to go all out to express your love — to be as passionate and sincere as possible, to do whatever it takes to amaze and move your loved one. This piece is not for them. We think more about people who want to wear it like a baggy dress if they don’t want to celebrate the “holiday” at all, and keep it light, quirky, and affordable.
Luckily, Amazon offers a range of gifts—souvenirs, clothes, gadgets, jewelry, toys, and keepsakes—that fit easily in a purse and bring laughter (and even sarcastic moans) to your loved ones. .
Of course, if you have Amazon Prime, you’ll get free shipping. Not a member yet? no problem. You can sign up for a 30-day free trial here. (Those who don’t have Prime, by the way, still get free shipping on orders of $25 or more.)
Whether you’re a “my heart will go on” or a “love stink” person, you’ll find something here to help you celebrate – or just survive – this Valentine’s Day.
(Sales) power is strong in this area, so make sure to grab it while supplies last. (Photo: Amazon)
Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, you might have tended to do something big on Valentine’s Day, but this year you might just want to keep things simple, cute, and cheap. Amazon’s #1 selling Star Wars Yoda One for Me tee will be the Leia or Man-dalorian talk in your life. In cotton/polyester blend; available in Light Blue (above), Heather Grey, Cranberry, Heather Blue and Pink.
$20 for $23 at Amazon
When she says “I like ‘notebook'”, trust us, she doesn’t talk about it. (Photo: Amazon)
If, like Yoda, you consider yourself a smart guy, try this size. Here’s a diary/notebook where you can keep her daily reflections private – who wants to use it in public? !
the story continues
$7 on Amazon
Whether he’s gutting a fish or tying up a deer carcass, let him know how much you care. (Photo: Amazon)
Maybe you have a boo who loves camping, fishing or hunting…or maybe you just want to know that your man is out in the world with the ability to cut any potential attacker from ear to ear. Regardless, the serrated 4″ stainless steel blade on this pocket knife gets the job done. Oh, and now it’s only $15 – more than 60% off!
Amazon $15 $40
A multi-faceted gimmick gift. (Photo: Amazon)
Back when you swiped right, you probably never thought you’d consider this as a gift. Welcome to the world of long-term relationships! As Amazon’s product description says, “Nothing says I love you like a sheet.” Frankly, we’re skeptical.Anyway, this TP roll is usually $10, but you can get 50 cents for the poo on the page (er, we mean coupon).
$9.50 $10 at Amazon
Tell the world that when it comes to love…well, you’re just not in the mood. (Photo: Amazon)
Want to celebrate Val Day while keeping yours or someone else’s enthusiasm curbed? This candy heart tee is your way to tell the world how much you don’t care…and sweet at the same time. Interesting how it works. Available in black, navy, royal blue, white, pale blue, dark heather, pink and purple.
$18 on Amazon
Make this Valentine’s Day a man (he) will never forget… no matter how hard they try. (Photo: Amazon)
Filmmaker John Waters once defined Camp as “a ludicrous tragedy…a ludicrous tragedy”. We will leave it there. So yes, this commemorative plaque is made of 100% wood, as real and natural as your love. Also: a surefire way to make sure some of your friends never visit again.
This will rub them the right way…while you’re eating veggies in the other room. (Photo: Amazon)
This shiatsu back and neck massager with eight heated rollers can be mounted on the back of a chair and is only $38 with an on-page coupon. The gift reads: “Looks like you could use a massage… come on, that’s all.” Appropriately, it’s available in black and blue.
Amazon $38 $60
Put it on, then gaze away thoughtfully, basking in your cuteness. (Photo: Amazon)
Well, well, this crewneck sweater from Shermie is actually pretty cute. Comfortable, lazy and durable. Wear it under a parka these winters or spring. Available in 11 colours, all feature white patchwork hearts.
$26 $29 at Amazon
Also face saving when manscaping. (Photo: Amazon)
Love rugged men but hate it What does it mean to your shared space? Well, this is called the Beard Bib Apron Beard Catcher, and it will make your life a little less gross. It attaches to the mirror with suction cups and ensures your bathroom sink doesn’t look like a barber’s floor after you’ve cleaned his facial hair.
$17 on Amazon
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TCL 50-inch 4-Series 4K UHD Smart Roku LED TV, $330 (was $500), amazon.com
Hisense 43-inch R6090G-Class Roku 4K Ultra HD Smart TV, $300 (was $400), amazon.com
Sony X85J 85-inch 4K Ultra HD LED Smart Google TV, $1,798 (was $2,500), amazon.com
Vizio 58-inch V-Series 4K UHD LED HDR Smart TV, $398 (was $530), amazon.com
Amazon Fire TV 43-inch 4-Series 4K UHD Smart TV, $260 (was $370), amazon.com
Headphones and earbuds deals:
Samsung Galaxy S20 FE 5G Factory Unlocked Android Phone, $500 (was $700), amazon.com
Powerbeats Pro Wireless Earbuds, $180 (was $250), amazon.com
Fitbit Luxe Fitness and Health Tracker, $100 (was $150), amazon.com
Beats Studio3 Wireless Noise Cancelling Over-Ear Headphones, $199 (was $350), amazon.com
Garmin vivoactive 4S Small GPS Smartwatch, $250 (was $350), amazon.com
Facebook Portal, $79 (was $179), amazon.com
Ohlux Smart WiFi LED Bulbs 4-Pack, $28 (was $40), amazon.com
ecobee SmartThermostat, $199 (was $249), amazon.com
Philips Hue White and Color Ambiance A19 E26 LED Smart Bulbs 3-Pack, $73 with Page Coupon (Originally $135), amazon.com
Amazon eero 6 Dual Band Mesh Wi-Fi 6 System, $195 (was $279), amazon.com
Video Game Deals:
SkyTech Archangel 3.0 Gaming PC PC Desktop, $1,400 (was $1,600), amazon.com
NBA 2K22 for PlayStation 4, $20 (was $60), amazon.com
Razer Basilisk X Hyperspeed Wireless Gaming Mouse, $35 (was $60), amazon.com
Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle for Nintendo Switch Standard Edition, $20 (was $60), amazon.com
Samsung Jet 75 Stick Cordless Lightweight Vacuum Cleaner, $399 (was $499), amazon.com
eufy from Anker BoostIQ RoboVac 11S (Slim), $158 (was $230), amazon.com
Coredy R750 Robot Vacuum, $210 with on-page coupon (regularly $321), amazon.com
OKP Life K2 Robot Vacuum, $115 with on-page coupon (regularly $300), amazon.com
Anker’s eufy, BoostIQ RoboVac 11S MAX, $170 (was $250), amazon.com
MooMee Bedding Queen Duvet Cover Set, $60 (was $80), amazon.com
Utopia Bedding Queen Quilt Duvet, $30 (was $39), amazon.com
Abco 12″ Bed Wedge Pillow, $45 (was $53), amazon.com
Intelligent Design Queen Cozy Quilt, $50 (was $90), amazon.com
Abco 7″ Bed Wedge Pillow, $30 (was $40), amazon.com
Health and Wellness
Contactless Forehead Thermometer for Adults and Kids, $19 with on-page coupon (regularly $30), amazon.com
Akgk KN95 50-Piece Masks, $40 (was $57), amazon.com
Wet Ones Antibacterial Hand Towelettes, 10-Count, $13 (was $18), amazon.com
Yiderbo Black KN95 5-Ply 50-Piece Disposable Mask, $40 (was $50), amazon.com
femometer Non-Contact Thermometer, $19 with on-page coupon (regularly $30), amazon.com
Sports and Outdoors
NordicTrack Commercial Studio Cycle, $1,500 (was $2,199), amazon.com
Kan Jam Original Disc Throwing Game, $34 (was $40), amazon.com
Gaiam Yoga Mat, $24 (was $35), amazon.com
Sport Squad 2-in-1 Football Throw and Frisbee Throw for Backyard and Lawn Games, $43 (was $60), amazon.com
Xterra Fitness FB350 Folding Exercise Bike, $147 (was $200), amazon.com
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