21 Best Funny (Read: Corny) Dad Jokes, Memes & Tweets To Say Happy Father’s Day 2021
I’m certainly not a dad, but I do have one, and for better or for worse, I seem to have irrevocably inherited his sense of humor and love of corny puns.
In other words, I am a mom who cannot stop myself from telling funny (to me) “dad jokes” whenever one comes to mind — no matter how much I internally beg my own mouth to stop — and this happens on a far more frequent basis than I would like to admit.
That feeling of self-dread has only gotten worse since I happened across this particular meme a few years back.
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Because now, of course, the very moment those super “punny” words leave my lips, I instantly imagine myself growing that snortling, chortling face over my own.
My own father, however, never seems quite as proud of me — his one and only daughter — than when I involuntarily make a mockery of all that is right with humanity by sharing one of these kooky one-or-two-liners while he is present.
So, what else is a girl to do with Father’s Day just around the corner but offer the man who helped give her life with the things he loves most in the world?
So …
For both my dad and yours, here are the 21 best funny (and super corny) jokes, memes and tweets to say, “Happy Father’s Day!”
1. Ooooh, sure, Dad. I see what you did there. *sighs*
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“French food … gives me the crepes!”
2. The all-time classic
“Dad, I’m Hungry.”
“Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.”
3. And I’d like to wipe this from my mind …
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“A dry erase board? That’s remarkable!”
4. Welp, that makes sense.
“Why did Kylo win the race?
Because Kylo Ran!”
5. I think I know what she might be hiding from.
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“Darth Vader’s rarely photographed wife — Ella. Ella Vader.”
6. No species of animal is safe from the curse of the dad jokes.
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“What language does a stomach speak? … Hungarian!”
7. Pretty sneaky, Dad. *sighs again*
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“The Tides … have turned.”
8. I did not know that, Dad.
“How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!!”
9. Ha! (Cries inside from the pain in my brain …)
“What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1Forrest1.”
10. Ohhhh … As in the number two. Ahhhh … (Owwwww …)
“Why can’t bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired.”
11. Can’t argue with you there, Dad.
“What’s something that’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.”
12. You sure that wasn’t thrown on purpose?
“Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me.”
13. Wait, does my father actually want me to freeze?
“If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually around 90 degrees.”
14. Something certainly smells around here …
“What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.”
15. No, Dad. I did not hear about that. *sighs even more deeply …*
“Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.”
16. Yes. I do believe that “bull” is appropriate here.
“What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.”
17. Oh my gosh, Dad, that was so funny! (When I was 3 years old.)
“How does a train eat? It goes chew, chew.”
18. Good one, Pop. *has minor aneurysm trying to stop eyes from rolling too hard*
“What do call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time.”
19. (Me to me: OMG. So embarrassing.) Me to my Dad: That’s hysterical!
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“Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.”
20. Yes. Yes, I am in pain, Dad. *all the sighs ever*
“What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.”
21. No, really, Dad. Stop.
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“Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the ugly guy’s house.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.
STOP.
It’s the chicken …”
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