Funny Christmas Newfie Joke and Funny Santa Picture

Newfie Joke – Christmas!

Three men died on Christmas Eve and dey’ were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’

The man frum Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. ‘It represents a candle’, he said.

‘You may pass through the pearly gates’ Saint Peter said. The man frum Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook dem’ and said, ‘They’re bells.’

Saint Peter said ‘You may pass through the pearly gates’.

The Newfie started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties.

St. Peter gawked at da’ man with a raised eyebrow and asked, ‘And just what do those symbolize?’

The Newfie replied, ‘Dese are Carols.’    LOL!!!

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