20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Bosses & Managers

Have a friend that’s a manager? Looking for a funny way to wish your boss “Happy Birthday?”

Check out our 20+ funny birthday wishes for bosses and managers that are guaranteed to get a few laughs – 100% original!

20+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Bosses & Managers
Memes and Quotes

1. Happy birthday to the best boss ever… and I’m not saying that because I have to!

2. Happy birthday! To celebrate, how about everybody takes a 2-hour lunch break today?

3. You’re the best boss to ever boss people that need to be bossed around. Happy birthday!

4. Happy birthday boss! If your life was like a meeting… hell, we know your meetings never end!

5. Your best, hardest working employee… isn’t me. But I’d still like to wish you happy birthday!

6. Happy birthday! When I cry in my car on the way to work, it’s really because I’m so happy to work here!

7. I’d wish you a happy birthday, but my nose is so far up your butt I can’t move my mouth.

8. Happy birthday boss! Your present is that I won’t complain about working this Saturday… to your face!

9. My hero is a manager. Oh, it’s your birthday today, isn’t it?

10. Happy birthday! We would have gotten you a cake, but none of us make enough to afford a cake big enough to fit all those candles!

11. For your birthday today, I promise not to be rude and sarcastic (to be fair, who am I really kidding?)

12. Happy birthday boss! They say the best present is giving gifts to others. You know where my desk is – I’ll be waiting!

13. I don’t care what everybody says, I think you’re a great manager! Happy birthday!

14. Happy birthday! I’ve always dreamed of having a boss like you (did I mention I used to get night terrors?)

15. For your birthday today, how about ordering in lunch? Can I borrow your company card?

16. In a sea of Toby Flendersons, thanks for being a Michael Scott! Happy birthday!

17. Hey, did you hear the CEO was getting managers company cars for their birthdays? Me neither.

18. Happy birthday boss! I’d get you a present, but isn’t my daily hard work really enough of a gift?

19. With the party we have planned for you tonight, do you think we could all call in sick tomorrow?

20. Happy birthday! Managers are the glue… that make you cuss after it leaks all over your desk!

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