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Get ready to stuff yourself full with these mouth-watering turkey jokes!

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What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?

Copy and basting!

What do you get if you cross a Turkey and a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone at Christmas!

Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

They use fowl language!

Fruit comes from a fruit tree, so where does turkey come from?

A poul-tree!

When is turkey soup bad for your health?

When you’re the turkey!

What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?

Have peck-nics!

What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?

A poultrygeist!

When does a turkey go “mooooo”?

When it’s learning a new language!

What do you call n turkey with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

What sound does a turkey’s phone make?

Wing wing!

What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

A turKEY!

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside!

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

“If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”

What does Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving?

Twerky!

Who doesn’t eat on Thanksgiving?

A turkey because it’s always stuffed!

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes, of course! A building can’t jump at all!

What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?

Lucky!

What sound does a limping turkey make?

Wobble, wobble!

Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?

He sensed fowl play!

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

He wasn’t chicken!

What do ghosts put on their turkey?

Grave-y!

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