Top 10 Best Patrick Star Quotes

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Top 10 Best Patrick Star Quotes

Top 10 Best Patrick Star Quotes

1 Is mayonnaise an instrument?

People think this is funny. It’s not. Patrick is only funny once on this episode and it’s not this part.

Mayonnaise Jars can be made into instruments though… Horse Radish sadly cannot however.

Band geeks is the one of the best episodes of SpongeBob and this quote is one reason why

A better question is How the HELL will Sandy play the saxophone?

2 It’s called the Ugly Barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. One day he was so ugly everyone died.

It’s called the Canadian Singer. Once there was the canadian singer. One day Justin Bieber was so ugly everyone died THE END.

It’s called the boy called Justin Bieber. Once there was a boy called Justin Bieber. He was so ugly that everyone died the end.

This is someone’s username on YouTube. I’ve seen a comment by them, but I can’t remember where…

It’s called the Hideous Fairy King Sugou Nobuyuki. Once there was a hideous Fairy King Sugou Nobuyuki. One day, he was SO ugly that everyone died. The end.

3 No, this is Patrick.

Haha! Me and my son, Bradley always laugh at when he says this! It’s so cute!

This has to be the funniest line of the entire show, no kidding.

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Come on this is the most memorable quote in the show’s history bsides for I’m ready

This was one of the first SB moments I saw, and I can see why I liked it.

4 It varies.

This is not a good quote. This means episodes like stuck in wringer and yours mine and mine were on PURPOSE!

One of the better jokes of the new SpongeBob era! Love it!

I can not believe this part was from tentacle vision

Which episode was that

5 We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!

We should take all the SAO haters and push them off the face of this planet!

We should take the Mexicans, and push them behind the wall! -Donald Trump

We should take Donald Trump and push him to the back of a dumpster truck!

We should take wannabe rock bands and push them somewhere else!

6 I can’t see my forehead.

A funny reason to mad.

I’ts funny he can’t see his forhead

Don’t worry… you’re not alone 🙁

7 Not until four.

This is my personal favorite quote from Mr. Star himself

This is the best quote ever I mean

This describes my normal day.

I didn’t get it.

8 East? I thought you said Weast!

This was funny. He pronounced “west” as “weast”.

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Not only does he say this in the DoodleBob episode but in The SpongeBob Movie Sponge Out Of Water in the start where SpongeBob and Patrick are blasted into a hole, Patrick pops out and weakly says, “Finland…” LOL!

I didn’t understand why he said that but it was funny

Patrick’s best quote is the best country!

The best quotes ever

10 I love you

Like, I mean, Patrick is awesome. More awesome than the genius Sandy, most realistic Squidward, money-minded Mr Krabs, even the silly SpongeBob! Because he’s not awesome, in a sense that he’s got absolutely nothing in his brain, which makes him awesome! Patrick is hilarious! SpongeBob just wouldn’t be complete without him!

It’s so random, yet hilarious!

I loved this episode

I love chocolate

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11 Well maybe it is stupid, but it’s also dumb!

Oh Patrick dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are, right?

His second funniest quote ever, after “No, this is Patrick! “

Oh yeah definitely the funniest it should first

I love this quote I think it’s the funniest

12 Ohhh, the food is in the can!

That’s an underrated quote! I love that!

What episode did he say this?

This isn’t that good a quote.

Na der Patrick na der

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13 May I take your hat sir? May I take your haaat sir?

This is better in context

I like this one

14 Are you Squidward… that’s ok take your time

15 Just do what I do when I have problems…..Scream!

This is how I solve my problems

16 No! My name’s not Rick!

One of the funniest parts of “The Fry Cook Games.”

17 Who you callin a pinhead?

Who you calling pinhead? I know, Justin Bieber.

Allright Pinhead, yer’ time is up!
Who you callin’ pinhead?

Best quote ever!

18 Could I have everybody’s attention?…I have to use the bathroom

I did this in class once.

Such a classic.

19 Just like a genie!

20 I can’t even tell the bathrooms apart!

I’m gonna use this as my senior quote in the future

21 Happy Leif Erickson day SpongeBob, Hingadingerdurgen!

It’s stupid that Chris Columbus got all the credit!


22 Now that we’re men, I changed my underwear.

Men change underwear everyday

23 Oh yeah? Well which street said that? Was it you?!

24 I thought the Corps would help me straighten out my life, sir!

25 It’s not my wallet.

Yes it is your wallet.

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