The Ten best Christmas jokes of 2021 for festive jokers

One of the most treasured traditions during the festive season is coming together around the table to enjoy a meal and share in Christmas jokes.

The collective groan of a group of friends and family subjected to the wonder that is Christmas cracker jokes is as much a sound of the season as that famous Mariah Carey bop.

If you’re considering making your own Christmas crackers we’ve combed repositories of knowledge for the best/worst jokes to stuff inside.

Christmas jokes

1. Why is Parliament like ancient Bethlehem? It takes a miracle to find three wise men there.

2 Why do Christmas trees like the past so much? Because the present’s beneath them.

Bonus Christmas jokes: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house! Photo: Twitter

3 Why has Santa been banned from sooty chimneys? Carbon footprints.

4 How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.

Christmas Jokes 2021: All I want for Christmas is no more load shedding. Photo: Facebook

5 Two snowmen were standing in a field. One said, “Can you smell carrots?” (Pete Potty Mumford)

6 Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no body to go with.

What do you call an elf who sings?

A wrapper.#WritingCommunity #lamejokes #dadjoke #christmasjokes #SorryNotSorry

Aaaand, back to work ? pic.twitter.com/aLuNCxce3r

— Elaine Brandon (@ElaineBrandon) December 17, 2021

7 How much do Orlando Pirates pay for their Corn? A Buccaneer.

8 What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days.

How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus’ weight when he was born?

They had a weigh in a manger.

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Anyone seen a wise man?
Bueller?
Bueller? #lamertamer #lamemeupSanta #christmasjokes #WritingCommunity #writer pic.twitter.com/by079QEbBQ

— Dzintra Sullivan – Author (@DzintraSullivan) December 21, 2021