The Coffee Edition – Death Wish Coffee Company

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The Coffee Edition – Death Wish Coffee Company

The Coffee Edition – Death Wish Coffee Company

Father’s Day: The one day a year completely dedicated to our our dads. It’s s a day to thank and appreciate the male figure in your life for all they’ve done. It’s also the one day a year that dads can say as many dad jokes in 24 hours as humanly possible and we can’t do anything about it. 

To commemorate all the hardworking dads out there, we put together a few coffee-related jokes to add to the celebration. Happy Father’s Day to all the dads, grandfathers, brothers, uncles, and friends out there — Warning: These jokes are dadly. 

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Dad: Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. 

 You: *spills coffee on the floor*
Your dad: You are so… grounded. 

You: Dad, this coffee tastes like dirt. 
Your dad: That’s not surprising, it was just ground this morning. 

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You: Dad, can you help me with this?
Your dad, making coffee with a French Press: I can’t. I’m a little pressed for time. 


Your dad walks into a restaurant: How much is a cup of coffee? 
Waitress: $2
Your dad: What about refills? 
Waitress: They’re free
Your dad: I’ll just take a refill, please. 

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Dad: Your mom was supposed to meet me for coffee at 11, but she didn’t show up until noon. I guess better latte than never. 

Enjoy your day, dads! We hope you have a relaxing day filled with lots of strong coffee. 

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