Happy Birthday, Old Man! 21 Brutally Funny Birthday Wishes For Him » AllWording.com
Turning a year older can be tough. Fortunately, we can lean on friends to offer moral support as we navigate difficult milestones such as birthdays.
Just kidding, of course. Most friends prefer to rub it in, especially if the one turning a year older is a guy. Birthday wishes for an older man – however you want to define “older” – can be downright brutal. In fact, phrases like “old fart” and “old bastard” are par for the course with this sort of birthday message.
If you’re looking to give a male friend a good ribbing on his birthday, we have just the list for you. In fact, we have more funny wording ideas than he can shake his elderly fist at. So, without further ado, here are 21 uniquely humorous ways to say “Happy Birthday, old man!”
Your birthday is one of my favorite days of the year. It reminds me that you will always be older than me.
They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. That’s because old dogs already know all the tricks. Happy Birthday, dawg.
You’re at an age where you no longer give a shit. Heck, at your age, you’re happy when you can take a shit.
You know what an old fart is? It’s when you say you’re 35 and it doesn’t pass the smell test.
Hope you enjoyed these birthday wishes for old farts. Just remember that what comes around, goes around. You can expect similarly harsh (and hilarious) treatment when your own birthday arrives.
For more funny birthday messages, check out this list of birthday cake sayings.
