Funny Valentine Poems, Jokes & Quotes

Welcome lovely person to this page full of funnies on the topic of Valentine’s Day, if you want to have a giggle and jokes about the big romatic day here are some little nuggets for you.

Funny Valentine Day Poems / Rhymes

• Roses are red
  Violets are blue
  I want to try anal
  Here is some lube
• Your smile is so bright
  It lights up my life
  Now please change channel
  You’re watching some shite
• My poems are crap
  But I tried my best
  That’s all I can do
  For my little love nest

Silly Jokes

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn’t get a date.

What happens if you fall in love with a French chef?
You get buttered up.

What do squirrels give on Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.

Famous Quotes

“I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.” (David Bissonette)

“Men aren’t necessities, they are luxuries.” (Cher)

“Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.” (Fulton J. Sheen)

Video

If you are young and not experienced with this special occasion here are some Don’t Do’s! Enjoy.