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Funny Christmas jokes

Funny Christmas Jokes | Short-Funny.com


Funny Christmas jokes

Funny Christmas Jokes.

 


How many gifts can Santa squeeze in an empty stocking? One. It’s not empty
after the first one.


 There will be no Christmas anymore. I told Santa that you have been good
the whole year. He died of laughter.


 I came home from work yesterday and got a terrible shock. All the
windows open, everything gone… I nearly cried, I mean who can do something
like that, and right before Christmas, too… And to top it, my family didn’t
let me call the cops, they kept insisting they have better things to do than
investigate who polished off my Advent calendar.


A lady walks into a stationery shop early in December, “Hi, I’d like
to buy some nice pen for my son.”

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“Oh, a Christmas surprise, right?”

“Probably, yes, he’s expecting an iPhone.”


Good Christmas joke

Funny how the year you stop believing in Santa is roughly the year you
start getting socks and clothes for Christmas.


– Guess what I got for Christmas!

– No idea, tell me!

– Well,
do you see that Audi parked down there?

– OMG… It looks so cool!

– Yeah, doesn’t it? And that is the exact color of the sweat pants I
got!


Another helicopter tried to land in our garden today. I think we’re going to
have to reduce our Christmas lights a bit.


Lisa thanks her grandpa, “Thank you Grandpa for the violin you gave me last
year for Christmas. I’ve never got such a brilliant gift!”
“Really?”
asks the surprised Grandpa.
Lisa says, “Oh yeah – every time I start
playing, mom gives me 2 dollars so I would stop!”

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9 out of 10 turkeys recommend a steak at Christmas.


Let’s face it. Santa clearly prefers children of rich parents.


What kind of a bike does Santa ride in his spare time? A Holly Davidson.


 An honest politician, a hard-working civil servant and Santa Claus find a
100 dollar bill. Who gets to keep it?
Santa does, the other two are
creatures of myth and legend.


Two women are chatting, “I took my husband to the Christmas market
yesterday,” says one of them.

“And, did someone want to buy him?”
asks the other.


 Last Christmas I gave you my heart… well – that was the end of me…no
one survives without a heart.

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 One turkey asks another, “Do you believe in life after Christmas?”


Sending letters to Santa up the chimney is definitely black mail.


What did the reindeer say when he was spotted one Christmas Eve by Little
Johnny?

Nothing, reindeers don’t talk.


I heard some strange chatter from the spice cupboard mid-December. But it
was just the Season’s greetings.


This will be the fifth year in a row that my in-laws will come over for
Christmas. I think this time we should let them in.


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