Easter jokes – Eggs, bunny’s, fun and laughter. Here are some great jokes


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Easter jokes – Eggs, bunny’s, fun and laughter. Here are some great jokes

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Here are some great Easter jokes. Most of us know Easter as a great festivity with bunny’s, Easter eggs and so on. But do you know what the Easter and its origin? You can read all about it right here.

Have a great Easter you all, and if you like these jokes, remember to share with friend and family.

    • Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine?
      John HOPkins.
    • What kind of beans grow in the Easter Bunny’s garden?
      Jelly beans!
    • Why was the little girl sad after the race?
      Because an egg beater!
    • What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his jeans?
      A smarty pants.
    • What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?
      Two points, just like anyone else.
    • What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?
      A honey bunny!
    • What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?
      Hop suey!
    • What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
      Eggs-austed.
    • How did the egg roll across the road?
      It just rolled, silly!
    • How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
      With a hare brush!
    • What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
      He cracked up.
    • How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?
      He does lots of hare-obics.
    • What did the Easter Egg say to the other Easter Egg?
      Have you heard any good yolks today?
    • Why wouldn’t the egg take a hot bath?
      He didn’t want to be hard boiled.
    • What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear?
      14 carrot gold.
    • What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music?
      Hip Hop!
    • What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
      The Easter Barney!
    • What day does an egg hate the most?
      Fry-days.
    • How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
      Eggs mark the spot!
    • How do eggs stay healthy?
      They “Egg-cercize”.
    • What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
      Hot cross bunnies!
    • What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?
      A runny bunny!
    • What kind of plants do eggs keep?
      Eggplants, silly!

Many more easter jokes

    • What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?
      It took ears off his life!
    • What are the Easter Bunny’s favorite stories?
      The ones with hoppy endings!
    • What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
      Bugs Bunny!
    • What do you call an egg from outer space?
      An “Egg-stra terrestial”.
    • Why is the bunny the luckiest animal?
      Because they have four rabbits feet!
    • Why did the egg go to the baseball game?
      For the egg-stra innings!
    • How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
      With a hare-dryer!
    • How does Easter end?
      With a R!
    • What kind of jokes do eggs tell?
      Egg yolks!
    • What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
      They egg-cellerated.
    • What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
      It’s been nice gnawing you!
    • What do you get if you cross an egg with a vacuum cleaner?
      I have no idea, but I bet it’s messy!
    • Why did the egg cross the road?
      Because he wasn’t a chicken yet!
    • How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
      He said it was eggs-cellent!
    • What did the egg say to the clown?
      You crack me up!
    • What came first, the chicken or the egg?
      Neither, the Easter Bunny!
    • How does the Easter Bunny travel?
      By hare-plane!
    • Why couldn’t the eggs go out on a hot summer day?
      They were afraid they would fry!
    • What did the eggs do on the Internet?
      They looked for a good egg-site!
    • Why did the Easter egg hide?
      He was a little chicken!
    • What part did the egg play in the movies?
      He was an “Egg-stra”.
    • What do you call a sleeping egg?
      Egg-zosted!
    • What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
      They lived hoppily ever after!
    • What sport are the eggs good at?
      Running!
    • What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?
      An “Egg Head”.
    • What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
      A funny bunny!
    • Why didn’t the egg play on the computer very much?
      His brain would be fried.
    • Why won’t eggs go out at night?
      They don’t want to get “beat up”.
    • What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
      They went on a bunnymoon!
    • What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?
      You’re “Egg-stra special”.
    • Why couldn’t the egg family watch T.V.?
      Because their cable was scrambled.
    • Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast?
      IHOP.
    • Why was the father egg so strict?
      He was hard-boiled.
    • Why did the egg go to school?
      To get “Egg-u-cated”.
    • How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?
      Have you ever seen a rabbit wear glasses?
    • How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal?
      They’re both famous for stuffing baskets
    • What’s red, pink and blue with yellow all over?
      An Easter egg rolling down the hill.
    • How did the eggs leave the highway?
      They went through the “Eggs-it”.
    • Why do we paint Easter eggs?
      Because it’s too hard to wallpaper them!

Easter Knock Knock Jokes

    • Knock, knock!
      Who’s there?
      Donna.
      Donna who?
      Donna want to decorate some eggs?
    • Knock, Knock
      Who’s there
      Easter
      Easter Who?
      Easter Bunny!
    • Knock, knock!
      Who’s there?
      Alma.
      Alma who?
      Alma Easter candy is gone. Can I have some more?
    • Knock, knock!
      Who’s there?
      Arthur.
      Arthur who?
      Arthur any more eggs to decorate?
    • Knock, Knock?
      Who’s there?
      Ana
      Ana who?
      Ana-other Easter Bunny!
    • Knock, knock!
      Who’s there?
      Sherwood.
      Sherwood who?
      Sherwood like to have an Easter basket like yours.
    • Knock, knock!
      Who’s there?
      Howard.
      Howard who?
      Howard you like a chocolate bunny?
    • Knock, Knock
      Who’s there?
      Some bunny
      Some bunny who?
      Some bunny has been eating my Easter candy!
    • Knock, knock!
      Who’s there?
      Harvey.
      Harvey who?
      Harvey good Easter everyone.
    • Knock, knock!
      Who’s there?
      Heidi.
      Heidi who?
      Heidi the eggs around the house.
    • Knock, knock!
      Who’s there?
      Wendy.
      Wendy who?
      Wendy Easter Bunny coming.
    • Knock, knock!
      Who’s there?
      Police.
      Police who?
      Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.

Here is a wierd and funny video with Easter jokes by the Easter Bunny.

This videoe was uploaded by “César Brasil”

I hope you liked these Easter jokes. These jokes are more kids friendly; if you like them please let me know in the comment area. I can make a adult version that are dirty and no way for kids.

Have a great Easter.

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