And to All a Good Laugh: 30 Funny Christmas Jokes

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And to All a Good Laugh: 30 Funny Christmas Jokes

And to All a Good Laugh: 30 Funny Christmas Jokes

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This gift was a smash

Scene: Christmas morning, and I’m opening my gifts.

Dad: “Open that one next, sweetie.”

(He points to a box, which I open. Inside is one of those obnoxious singing-and-dancing robot Christmas trees. I’m a bit shocked, as I had pointed out how much I hate these things when we went shopping the week before.)

Me: “Uh, weren’t you listening when I said I thought these were the most annoying things ever?”

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Dad: “I know, I know. But … open that one next.” (This time he points to a long, heavy package. I open it up to reveal a sledgehammer.)

Me: “Is this for what I think it’s for?”

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Dad: “And you thought I wasn’t paying attention!”

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“It’s SO GREAT to see you!”

Q. What do you call it when you act ecstatic to see distant relatives and acquaintances that you only see around the holidays?

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A. “Seasonal Affection Disorder.”

—Bob Morris, from the New York Observer. Gotten a kick out of these funny Christmas jokes? Next, check out these funny Christmas cartoons.

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