21 Funny 4th Of July Jokes To Laugh At While You Wait For Food To Grill


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21 Funny 4th Of July Jokes To Laugh At While You Wait For Food To Grill

21 Funny 4th Of July Jokes To Laugh At While You Wait For Food To Grill

“None of my friends will go watch fireworks on the 4th of July. It’s probably because all of my friends are dogs.”

2.

Someone told me that they don't have the 4th of July in other countries. Seems kinda stupid to skip from the 3rd to the 5th, but whatever.

Someone told me that they don’t have the 4th of July in other countries. Seems kinda stupid to skip from the 3rd to the 5th, but whatever.

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People are saying things like “there’s nothing to celebrate this Independence Day” but lemme remind you:

This is the first 4th of July since Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet on 9/11

People are saying things like “there’s nothing to celebrate this Independence Day” but lemme remind you:

This is the first 4th of July since Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet on 9/11

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Happy 4th of July weekend!
Remember if you've been drinking and are going to be using fireworks - make sure someone is getting it on video.

Happy 4th of July weekend!
Remember if you’ve been drinking and are going to be using fireworks – make sure someone is getting it on video.

6.

Thanks to the brave actions of Jeff Goldblum & Will Smith, we can celebrate another #IndependenceDay

Never forget.

Thanks to the brave actions of Jeff Goldblum & Will Smith, we can celebrate another #IndependenceDay

Never forget.

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None of my friends will go watch fireworks on the 4th of July. It’s probably because all of my friends are dogs.

None of my friends will go watch fireworks on the 4th of July. It’s probably because all of my friends are dogs.

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So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we're all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire?

So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we’re all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire?

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Don't forget to acknowledge the sad, untouched bowl of Ruffles potato chips left on an outside table at whatever 4th of July BBQ you attend.

Don’t forget to acknowledge the sad, untouched bowl of Ruffles potato chips left on an outside table at whatever 4th of July BBQ you attend.

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July 4th, 1776

British: just saying you're independent doesn't make it true
Thomas Jefferson:

July 4th, 1776

British: just saying you’re independent doesn’t make it true
Thomas Jefferson:

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this 4th of july, don’t forget to leave milk and hot-dogs under your flag so george washington will come and leave you a big mac in the morning 🇺🇸🎇🎆🇺🇸

this 4th of july, don’t forget to leave milk and hot-dogs under your flag so george washington will come and leave you a big mac in the morning 🇺🇸🎇🎆🇺🇸

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it's 4th of july again which means i'll be standing at attention saluting the flag on the taco bell window all afternoon

it’s 4th of july again which means i’ll be standing at attention saluting the flag on the taco bell window all afternoon

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I won't let my kids turn on the stove, but swinging a flaming hot fire-stick sparkler over their head on the Fourth of July, that's fine.

I won’t let my kids turn on the stove, but swinging a flaming hot fire-stick sparkler over their head on the Fourth of July, that’s fine.

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most people's 4th of july plans are really just what people do in texas everyday: eat bbq, drink beer and light shit on fire

most people’s 4th of july plans are really just what people do in texas everyday: eat bbq, drink beer and light shit on fire

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☆。★。☆。★ 
。☆。☆ 。★ 。
★。\|/。★ 
100% of firework
displays end with 
someone's mom
saying "is that it?"
★。/|\ °★ 
。☆。☆ ° ☆。
☆。 ★。☆ °★

☆。★。☆。★
。☆。☆ 。★ 。
★。\|/。★
100% of firework
displays end with
someone’s mom
saying “is that it?”
★。/|\ °★
。☆。☆ ° ☆。
☆。 ★。☆ °★

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